Here's the Scoop by Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney has been the author of “Here’s the Scoop” for more than 20 years. The column usually deals with the lighter side of life and the writer has been known to mix a bit of fiction in with the facts. Brian has received six awards for his column in the annual New York Press Association’s Better Newspaper Contest.

Here's the Scoop: May 16, 2012

I’ve got this one covered
Although I don’t do that much sports reporting these days, I recently volunteered to attend a game.
“I’ll cover the team that wears the orange and black, if that’s OK,” I said to the assignment editor.
Then, I added an extra generous offer, “You don’t even need to pay me, just pick up my expenses.”
He nodded absently, not concerned with the mileage bill for what he assumed was a round-trip to Roxbury.


Here's the Scoop: May 9, 2012

Here’s the drill
For many folks, just thinking about a trip to the dentist is nearly as painful as the actual deed. Almost.

Maybe that’s why a lot of people (I qualify) drag their feet a bit when it comes to scheduling dental visits.

It’s not like I need a Garmin to find my dentist’s office, but there’s some repair work that I have avoided. Until now. Teeth, like most body parts, have a tendency to wear out a bit, Unfortunately, too much wear and tear results in skipping the “regular” dentist and popping in to see the oral surgeon.


Here's the Scoop: May 2, 2012

Setting the record straight
In the past few years, it seems like I have attended a lot of funerals. Experience tells me that I fit squarely into the group that remarks, “I hate these things.” Most people qualify for this category, I’m guessing.


Here's the Scoop: April 25, 2012

I’m not playing!
Often when someone asks me what I “did” over the weekend, I have to give the question some serious thought before responding. The fact is, I like to think I do a lot of “stuff,” but I can’t always recall the specifics. It’s probably better that way.

However, there’s one I always know that I didn’t do — play Words with Friends. Or any other online game.


Here's the Scoop: April 18, 2012

When is the next bus?
Baseball fans this week, especially the Red Sox faithful, are having a great time. It seems that loose-lipped new manager Bobby Valentine went on a radio show and sort of questioned the physical and emotional effort of one of the team’s longtime stars, Kevin Youkilis.