Here's the Scoop by Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney has been the author of “Here’s the Scoop” for more than 20 years. The column usually deals with the lighter side of life and the writer has been known to mix a bit of fiction in with the facts. Brian has received six awards for his column in the annual New York Press Association’s Better Newspaper Contest.

Here's the Scoop: May 14, 2014

Out of projects. Almost
Like most folks in the northeast, I was really looking forward to the end of the never-ending winter. Morning temperatures in the teens in mid-May told me we weren’t quite there yet. On the other hand, the hint of some leaves this week and the need for air conditioning on a few occasions in the past few days tells me we may be close.


Here's the Scoop: May 7, 2014

Deere to my heart
Sleep did not come easily last night. If all goes well, I’ll be firing up the lawnmower this evening!
I’ve always heard that many people get excited anticipated Opening Day — I guess I’m among those who can’t wait for the start of Deere Season.
Throughout many years of home ownership, I never own­ed a new riding mower until last year. Because I hadn’t purchased the John Deere until last mowing season was underway, there was no great excitement looking forward to the year’s initial cutting.


Here's the Scoop: April 30, 2014

Cheering for the home team
A friend sent me a link to an interesting article the other day. It seems that some enterprising folks thought it would be interesting to track the various percentages of fans for each zip code in the country.


Here's the Scoop: April 23, 2014

Season’s over. Thankfully
It’s a bittersweet time of year — the end of the Cadbury Mini Egg (CME) Season. Who am I trying to kid? There’s no “bitter” about it — those little candies are pure sugary goodness.


Here's the Scoop: April 16, 2014

Here’s a tip for you...
As a columnist, it’s my job to periodically write about things appearing on the Internet that I find annoying. Actually, I could pretty much do this non-stop, but it would be depressing. Plus, I wouldn’t have time to look at the Internet.
On the other hand, sometimes this stuff just has to be written. Faithful readers already know that I’m more than a little sick of breathless accounts of stars’ “baby bumps.” The same goes for anything remotely related to that incredibly annoying family whose name begins with “K.”