Here's the Scoop by Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney has been the author of “Here’s the Scoop” for more than 20 years. The column usually deals with the lighter side of life and the writer has been known to mix a bit of fiction in with the facts. Brian has received six awards for his column in the annual New York Press Association’s Better Newspaper Contest.

Here's the scoop: January 30, 2013

Popular topic
There are some topics that simply aren’t spoken about in polite company. Fortunately, I’m not always polite. Plus, I’m “talking” about it in writing.

As a result, today’s topic will be mice. For the most part, mice are not desirable creatures. Sure, some folks own mice for pets. However, most of us refer to these creatures as “pests” not pets.


Here's the scoop: January 23, 2013

Hatching an anti-cabin fever plan
Even though it’s barely a month since the “official” start of winter, I think it’s OK to admit that the season has started to wear on some people’s nerves a bit. I’m a member of this group.
High temperatures this week are predicted to be only in the teens, with nighttime lows around zero. It’s not the Arctic, but this stretch of consistently low temperatures is the first real cold snap we’ve had this year.


Here's the scoop: January 16, 2013

The ears have it!
It’s not something I like to admit, but I can be a teensy bit “quick to judge.” I like to think that my instincts are usually pretty good, but sometimes I have to eat a little crow and admit a mistake.
Crow is usually tough and has a lousy aftertaste.

One such case applies to “winter hats with ears.” You’ve seen them. Heck, some readers probably own one of these items. And, I’m sure you look really cute with that cuddly creature wrapped around your head. I mean it, too.


Here's the scoop: January 9, 2013

Bubbling over
I finally made the move. Actually, the move was made on my behalf, but I’m glad it happened. I’m now the proud owner of a Sodastream.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking: Duh, what took you so long?
It’s well-known in certain circles that I love drinking seltzer. Lots and lots of seltzer. It’s a nice beverage — a bit fizzy, no calories and it tastes good. What’s not to like?


Here's the Scoop: January 2, 2013

What’s in a name?
Does anyone else think that the new trend of “naming” winter storms my just be a bit of overkill?
So far, Euclid, Draco and Freyr are among the winter storm names that have been applied by the Weather Channel, with its bold idea of attaching an identity to winter storms.